Wednesday, June 9, 2010

On Trolling - Part 1 (Monday, December 15, 2008)

To incite others is the greatest skill known to man. It comes down to reading people, finding what makes them tick, and then exploiting it. I admit that I'm not even close to being called a good troll. That honor goes to a Yale student that wanted to get pregnant, have an abortion, and paint something with the little guy's blood. Though it was a sham, the number of christ lovers who got riled up is amazing.
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To those not in the know, Asiance is a magazine that caters to Asian girls who think or desperately want to be white. The other side of the equation are asian guys that want to convince the women that white men are all fetishists. I'm not making any judgments (i honestly couldn't care less), but this is great fodder for people like me. Oh and a tiny fraction of people there are white guys looking for "tips" i guess...

The dynamics are perfect for a trolling: internal divisions, third force, easy emotions. I decide to pretend to be a Yuppie Asian guy who works as a consultant. The name: Andrew Choi. (go ahead and laugh)

There was this article about someone who got a STD from her boyfriend and reacted by telling the world about why we should all be monogamous.
http://asiancemagazine.com/dec_2008/i_have_an_std_there_should_be_something_called_monogamy

Sex and danger...my god how could I resist!

I started nicely:
Andrew Choi December 1, 2008 - 4:28pm
The question of the hour - was he white?

PERFECT response:
Jennifer Martin December 2, 2008 - 1:31am
It was an Asian guy. A white guy wouldn't do that to an Asian woman..

YES! it's about to start!!

Don December 2, 2008 - 3:37pm
How do you know Jennifer?, you are not the writer of this article. There are white, black or hispanic guys who do this and sleep around many women and think there are invincible and spread STD to their partners. This is what happens when you have unprotected sex. I am sure the are knucle head Asian men who do this but most Asian American men are culturally conservative and aware as we have statistically have a higher unmarried rate. I will give this Nancy credit to write this article and educate us about getting tested for STD if you want to engage in sex with a attractive partner even if you think she looks clean. Better safe than sorry.

Boring, but a start none the less. At this point, i wanted to jump in and re incite hatreds.
But the author decided to chime in:

Nancy Lee December 3, 2008 - 9:55pm
Hi everyone, Thank you for the feedback. I love that you post comments to my article. I will say that the man who gave me herpes was Italian Indian. So yes he was Asian. I did not feel the need to include what race he was because it does not matter. STDs do not discrimate, therefore neither should you. Please see a great article that was recently published in The Wall Street Journal on the rise in cheating among 20 year olds.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122782458360062499.html?mod=googlenews_wsj Kinda sad

bo ho ho. When she mentioned Italian Indian, i felt heartbroken because she could effectively end the trolling. Both asian and non are to blame. Though, I could write that I never considered indians AZNs. Should I write that to start an other round. I can just imagine losers chiming in with "We are too". "Did you ever hear of the Indians who came to the US in the 1800s to California?" "what about representative Saund...first asian in congress" Thankfully, there is a god!

JD December 10, 2008 - 10:09pm
the same thing happened to me. only i'm still with him. sometimes i feel that i won't find anyone else. and you know what? it really is humiliating for it to happen to me as an asian woman. we are raised with such protection and conservatism. i feel like i betrayed my parents, my religion and my entire way of life. i sometimes feel that i can't leave. sometimes i don't want to. i'm very confused...i know i love him, i know i hate him for what he did and i know that i don't trust him. but does this mean it can happen again? mine told me he blacked out and doesn't remember it happening...he said he felt "funny" the next day. then he didn't tell me what he "thinks" happened until after he slept with me. i wish i had at least had had a chance to choose to be with him or not. i dont know...there doesn't seem to be a safe way out. it hurts if i stay and if i go...oh and by the way he is white.

After laughing at this loser for a second, i realized that I needed a different positing. Time to gain the trust of the author for later. Anyway, the were going after her, so I needed to bide my time for later in the game.

Andrew Choi December 12, 2008 - 1:22am
The biggest lie of the 21st century is that ANY kind of companionship is good as long as there's a warm body nearby. Look at what he did to you... Don't you think you deserve better? I understand that you have feelings for him, but you're acting like a battered wife.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. how sad.

Excellent, it's working! its working!!

Nancy Lee (author) December 12, 2008 - 8:15am
seriously girl, You really need to dump him..There's no telling what he will do now. Plus he now knows you'll take this from him and will really treat you like garbage.

Now phase 2 of the game:

Brandon Beatty December 14, 2008 - 1:07pm
Hey JD and Nancy, I read this article and first let me stay as a man in general, Those little boys (and I am putting the empthasis on the word LITTLE), really should have their abliity to reproduce taken from them for playing russian rollette with your lives. Frankly, they should be charged with committing a terrorist act for what they did was a equal amount of a terrorist act and not caring about the both of you. JD, I'm with the rest of the posters, dump the uncaring bastard. He has shown no remorse for what he did and you did NOTHING WRONG. I'm glad that you did not get HIV or AIDS and he should know that if he knowingly he had the AIDS virus and he had sex with you or Nancy, he Would be looking at federal charges. Keep your head up JD, you will find that man who will treat you with the respect you deserve. To Nancy, again thanks for responding to my other post and I want to stay the same thing to you like i said to JD: Keep moving on. You should not let that idiot put your life on hold because he wanted to be greedy and have cake and eat it too. You did bring serious knowledge to the posters and I hope that you continue to do so.

Here is my sizing up of Mr. Beatty. Any guy who uses "little boys" is either a pedophile or trying to look like "man" before a bunch of girls. We're older and wiser - just like daddy. Shut the fuck up, "sensitive" man. Perfect for trolling because I'll accuse him of trying to white knight an asian girl. That should incite the hardcore Asian men gender nationalists...

Andrew Choi
December 15, 2008 - 5:53pm
Brandon, why are you white knighting? You know she won't sleep with you because you're acting like a proper white gentleman standing up against the lesser.

PERFECT. Its a comment that's incendiary and should attract a lot of losers who think that some fucking talkback section matters... but there isn't much traffic here unfortunately.

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